Friday 10 April 2009

Okay, So The Holidays Are Currently Suck-Ass

The first week has passed by as utter bollocks to be perfectly honest. One minute I'm allowed to go to the Isle of Man, the next I'm not, and now apparently, If I can rally some friends, I CAN go, so there's light at the end of the tunnel, but it looks like it's too little too late to be honest.

However, after JUST slating Nin for being angsty, I'm going to do my best not to be all hypocritical and shizz, so with the possibility of stalking... I mean... seeing Tom B. (Which I've just realised says Tomb)If I get down to Coventry, your company would be gladfully accepted so I don't like... die... Though I'd prefer walking round Coventry like a hobo than being stuck with the same four walls glaring down enigmatically at me.

Right, so I shall TRY to follow up this bollocks week with something resembling a life. Enjoy these lyrics and comment motherfuckers. :D


I'm Your Ace

Tricked into buying a double-bed apartment,
With one set of clothes and no under garment,
A light, they were right, she's a right saucy minx,
And my cheap deodorant has been replaced with lynx.

My dad would be proud and my mom would be crying,
Because minds entwine and here's me trying,
It's not very often you'll find me give a damn,
But when the planets align, I'm a right horny ram.

Play me like a card,
I don't mind,
Because for now I'm all yours,
Check the papers, all signed,
So play me face down,
With a surprise on the flip side,
Because tonight is right,
To allow my alter-ego in to slide.


Pretend you don't want it all you like,
But I can see your eyes trying to psyche,
Yourself out of destiny. The path is laid,
And so shall I be by the time I break this charade.

Play me like a card,
I don't mind,
Because for now I'm all yours,
Check the papers, all signed,
So play me face down,
With a surprise on the flip side,
Because tonight is right,
To allow my alter-ego in to slide.


I'm still with the girl of my dreams,
But it's all in my head,
I've been given a lifeline,
But the other end's dead,
And I've had enough,
No time to repent,
It's time to descend,
Into this dissent.

Play me like a card,
I don't mind,
Because for now I'm all yours,
Check the papers, all signed,
So play me face down,
With a surprise on the flip side,
Because tonight is right,
To allow my alter-ego in to slide.

4 comments:

Okay said...

Hypocritcal dirty Nuns?

Fuuuun. :P

Tom lives in Conventry? o.o

That's like, merely down the road. Ish. :P

Okay said...

Sorry, I forgot.

:{P

Okay said...

&& A third comment.

Because wonderful things come in threes.









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Do /not/ take htta in the wrong way. :{P

TomBeasley said...

Hopefully I'll be able to organise something to save you from going insane. :P