/And all of us we're going out tonight, we're gonna walk all over your cars./
;)
It turns out my heart isn't completely made out of stone. Maybe it's the good weather or the company (more likely the latter) but I find myself being alot nicer these days. Mental, I know. xP
Thursday 2 July 2009
Wednesday 24 June 2009
Yang; Because depression's depressing.
Sometimes I don't know which way the world will turn and sometimes you have to plunge forward and hope for the best. The whole ordeal was over a lot quicker than I'd expected it. Admittedly there are still things to purge from my head but it's a beautiful day and I have 10 weeks and 6 days of this left so I'm going to enjoy my time here with the internet. (Yes, I admit; It is my second home but it's damn good.)
Also I completely owned a chav yesterday. (No offence Nin ;P) It was a Sixth Form introduction evening, and I was of course sporting my newest hair style. He turns to me and goes "Yo dude. Heavy metal!" in a thick American accent, to which I retorted (which he wasn't expecting); "Your imagination obviously surpasses your intelligence as A) We don't all speak in heavy American accents and B) There are people out there that enjoy more than one particular genre of music." Then, after a moment of stunned silence I picked up a custard cream (:3) and took a bite out of it. "A Stars all around then, eh?"
Also, I /am/ working on that damn list!
Also I completely owned a chav yesterday. (No offence Nin ;P) It was a Sixth Form introduction evening, and I was of course sporting my newest hair style. He turns to me and goes "Yo dude. Heavy metal!" in a thick American accent, to which I retorted (which he wasn't expecting); "Your imagination obviously surpasses your intelligence as A) We don't all speak in heavy American accents and B) There are people out there that enjoy more than one particular genre of music." Then, after a moment of stunned silence I picked up a custard cream (:3) and took a bite out of it. "A Stars all around then, eh?"
Also, I /am/ working on that damn list!
Sunday 14 June 2009
Yang; Shamelessly Stolen From Nin's Blog II
First of all, I'll do a mini-blog.
7 DAYZZZZZZ!!!!!
Also, Midlands Masters was fun. The scum won overall, but we beat them ,so it's all good. And that will make sense to um... none of you? :P
But yah, 7 DAYZZZZZ!!!!
(Is happeh)
*1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
Not at all.
*2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
That depends entirely on what you mean by relationship.
*3) Do you believe in God?
I believe in miracles. You sexy thing.
*4) Who last said "I love you" to you?
Um... nope.
*5) Do you think they regret it?
As no-one said it I can actually say no! :O
*6) Have you ever been depressed?
Not until I started answering these.
*7) Have a best friend?
Yes please.
*8) Are you a boy or a girl?
Yes.
*9) What is your relationship status?
Hold on, Let me check Facebook...
*10) How do you want to die?
Before I wake. Then at least in heaven I can skate.
*11) What did you last eat?
Machines don't eat.
*12) Play any sports?
Is doing fuck all a sport?
*13) Do you bite your nails ?
Yah. Tastes metally.
*14) When was your last physical fight?
As opposed to my last telekinetic fight? *Uses the force*
*15) Do you have an attitude?
I'd hope so.
*16) Do you like someone?
I LIKE NOTHING!
*17) What is your real name?
King Benjamin James Mark Theodore Rabbitdrive the Third.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 18?
*19) Are you gonna get high later?
Yeah, slides are fun.
*20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Hate is a strong word but I really really really don't like you.
*21) Do you miss someone?
I prefer Mr. Men.
*22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
I eat it.
*23) Do you tan a lot?
Yes, I am a medieval soldier. TO FORT TANALOT!
*24) Have any pets?
I prefer to call them friends...
*25) How exactly are you feeling?
Given that you're making me write out sarcastic answers to 125 questions; do you /really/ want me to answer that?
*26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Oh c'mon, I realise it must be hard to think of this many questions, but you haven't even asked if I'm a virgin yet.
*27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
That's an oxymoron! =O
*28) Would you take any of your ex's back?
Only the one I put next to the BNP on the ballot paper as a joke.
*29) Are you scared of spiders?
I am fearless.
*30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No, I would pass the opportunity by. Did you really expect any sort of no answer to that?
*31) Do you regret anything from your past?
No.
*32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Also, here's my address and house keys.
*33) Do you want to have kids?
Only if they're like me. And by that I mean not stupid.
*34) Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a C, E or D?
*35) Do you type fast?
I'm bored now, so I'm not even attempting to answer the questions - Also, to prove a point I didn't answer the last question making my answer to Question one correct.
*36) Do you have piercings?
No.
*37) Want any more?
Well that defeats the answer of the last question doesn't it?
*38)Can you spell well?
Well. It would appear I can.
*39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
No.
*40) What are you craving right now?
Fucking off to do something other than answer 125 stupid questions.
*41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Be serious, who hasn't? I mean, even hobo's have.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 42?
*43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. Gotta love Bestiality.
*44) Kissed someone in a car?
My fantasies are my own business thank you very much
*45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
What am I? Some sort of evil genius with a criminal record?
*46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. DAMN MY FATHER AND HIS WAYS WITH THE CHESS BOARD!
*47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes, just not my own.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 48?
*49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
In other words; "Are you Christian?" No.
*50) What should you be doing ?
Shagging my ho's and bitches.
*51) What's irritating you right now?
125 stupid questions.
*52) Have you ever liked someone?
*blink* No; my mother's maiden name was also Scrooge.
*53) Does somebody love you?
I would do anything for love, but I won't answer that.
*54) What is your favorite color ?
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question in ENGLISH ENGLISH?
*55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Are you coming on to me?
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 56?
*57) Do you have trust issues?
Can't say I've heard of that brand of tissues.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 58?
*59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Why would I bring all of my shaving apparatus from upstairs to downstairs?
*60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Incest aint my cup of tea.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 61?
*62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Evidently. She keeps asking me why I'm avoiding her - despite the fact I haven't seen her in eons to avoid.
*63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Oh right; because EVERYONE keeps a tab on that don't they?
*64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
No. Juno is never getting re-watched.
*65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
No.
*66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiiife and I owe it all to yoooooooou. *funky music*
*67) What was your child hood nickname?
That twat.
*68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yes, and you can be assured that this is the only question I'll answer correctly. It was a dare.
*69) Do you think you're a good person?
That depends entirely on what you're referring to. ;) Also Ironic that this would come up on question 69. xP
*70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes totall- Oh, I thought you said raisin.
*71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night ?
Took my clothes off.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 72?
*73) What is bothering you?
125 stupid questions.
*74) Have you ever been out of leicester?
*blink* I don't think I've ever been INTO Leicester.
*75) Do you play the Wii?
You're sick in the head.
*76) Are you listening to music right now?
No, just the voices telling me to burn. Burn.
*77) Do you like Chinese food?
Can't say I've tried cannibalism.
*78) Do you know your fathers birthday?
May the fourth. And his name is Luke.
*79) Are you afraid of the dark?
You realise I'm like Dracula right? No wait, Dracula's more welcoming.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 80?
*81) Are you mean?
No, I am the interquartile range.
*82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
It's the black shoes I have trouble with. ;)
*83) Do you believe ex's can be friends?
That depends on who dumped who it would seem. xP
*84) Do you believe in true love?
I believe in a thing called love. *falseto*
*85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Minus the face.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 86?
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 87?
*88) Do you like the outside?
No man. I'm deep. Deep. My heart - So deep. Angel Of Death 097 FETCH THE RAZOR BLADE!
*89) Are you currently bored?
Completely monopolised. :P
*90) Do you wanna get married?
In other words; "Are you Christian?" ... Wait. DE JA VU!
*91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
The fact they're referring to me as an immature child with bladder problems makes the answer no.
*92) Are you hungry?
A pizza hut, A pizza hut, Kentuky fried chicken and a pizza hut!
*93) Do you have a bank account?
Yes- No, wait. They've just gone bust.
*94) What makes you happy?
Pulp Fiction.
*95) Would you change your name?
Yes - To Motherfucker.
*96) Ever been to Alaska?
I haven't. My mother may have. Hold on, Alaska. ;D
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 97?
*98) Do you watch the news?
I used to, but it's gone downhill. The plot lines are always the same now. Terrorism, Knife crime, Murder... It got shit.
*99) What' s your star sign?
Me. I need no false idols.
*100) Do you like Subway?
It stinks of piss and is always full of tramps, but I'd rather walk through that than get ran over.
*101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Exceptionally. ;) (Unfortunately Nin actually pulled this gag herself in her own. ='[)
*102) Your bestfriend of the opposite likes you, what do you do?
If that was the case, I'd make the hottest girl around automagically my best friend.
*103) Do you talk like your friends?
No, I talk Japanese. -_-
WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 104?
*105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
People like you.
*106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes. Her name is Sabina and she has all the holes real girls have - and one for the air.
*107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
I've never spoke to a guy in my life, but I might say Guy Falks. He was cool.
*108) Do you think your ex still likes you?
As it was beside the BNP... xP
*109) Would you kiss an ugly person for £1000?
Sure thing. *kisses self* Money now?
*110) Are you a Hannah Montana fan ?
Are you? If so, any credit I had for allowing me to write sarcastic answers has vanished.
*111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
The last time I was in a cave I suppose... When I was what, four? And that would've been my dad or someone if you /must/ know.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 112?
*113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Not since men started wearing earrings and women started getting tattoos.
*114) What is the last thing you thought about?
Why I'm actually bothering to answer these.
*115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
Invisible Ink.
*116) Is it awkward when no ones talking?
Is it awkward when no one's used an apostrophe in the word "one's"?
*117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
NIN I ONLY HAVE A BATH TOO! ZOMG! MIRROR!
*118) Who gave you the last high five?
Tim, though that's not strictly true due to (a) the fact he's tiny, so it's a middle five for me and (b) he only has four fingers on said hand.
*119) Do you want to please everyone?
Not everyone, but I enjoy making fools of retards like you for other people's amusement.
*120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
You can think of any lyrics and relate them to /someone/ so you're not getting deep and meaningful with that.
*121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Yes, they now reside under the grass in my back garden along with said broken promise.
*122) Are you alone?
In your heart - Have I a hope with your heart? [/scoutingforgirlstangent]
*123) Do you have any siblings?
Unfortunately.
*124) How's your day going so far?
Do you HAVE a psychology degree?
*125) How many months until your birthday?
Minus 14 years and 10 months motherfuckers.
* Alternate answer = Your mom.
COMING SOON - 125 questions of my own.
7 DAYZZZZZZ!!!!!
Also, Midlands Masters was fun. The scum won overall, but we beat them ,so it's all good. And that will make sense to um... none of you? :P
But yah, 7 DAYZZZZZ!!!!
(Is happeh)
*1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
Not at all.
*2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
That depends entirely on what you mean by relationship.
*3) Do you believe in God?
I believe in miracles. You sexy thing.
*4) Who last said "I love you" to you?
Um... nope.
*5) Do you think they regret it?
As no-one said it I can actually say no! :O
*6) Have you ever been depressed?
Not until I started answering these.
*7) Have a best friend?
Yes please.
*8) Are you a boy or a girl?
Yes.
*9) What is your relationship status?
Hold on, Let me check Facebook...
*10) How do you want to die?
Before I wake. Then at least in heaven I can skate.
*11) What did you last eat?
Machines don't eat.
*12) Play any sports?
Is doing fuck all a sport?
*13) Do you bite your nails ?
Yah. Tastes metally.
*14) When was your last physical fight?
As opposed to my last telekinetic fight? *Uses the force*
*15) Do you have an attitude?
I'd hope so.
*16) Do you like someone?
I LIKE NOTHING!
*17) What is your real name?
King Benjamin James Mark Theodore Rabbitdrive the Third.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 18?
*19) Are you gonna get high later?
Yeah, slides are fun.
*20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Hate is a strong word but I really really really don't like you.
*21) Do you miss someone?
I prefer Mr. Men.
*22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
I eat it.
*23) Do you tan a lot?
Yes, I am a medieval soldier. TO FORT TANALOT!
*24) Have any pets?
I prefer to call them friends...
*25) How exactly are you feeling?
Given that you're making me write out sarcastic answers to 125 questions; do you /really/ want me to answer that?
*26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Oh c'mon, I realise it must be hard to think of this many questions, but you haven't even asked if I'm a virgin yet.
*27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
That's an oxymoron! =O
*28) Would you take any of your ex's back?
Only the one I put next to the BNP on the ballot paper as a joke.
*29) Are you scared of spiders?
I am fearless.
*30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No, I would pass the opportunity by. Did you really expect any sort of no answer to that?
*31) Do you regret anything from your past?
No.
*32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Also, here's my address and house keys.
*33) Do you want to have kids?
Only if they're like me. And by that I mean not stupid.
*34) Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a C, E or D?
*35) Do you type fast?
I'm bored now, so I'm not even attempting to answer the questions - Also, to prove a point I didn't answer the last question making my answer to Question one correct.
*36) Do you have piercings?
No.
*37) Want any more?
Well that defeats the answer of the last question doesn't it?
*38)Can you spell well?
Well. It would appear I can.
*39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
No.
*40) What are you craving right now?
Fucking off to do something other than answer 125 stupid questions.
*41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Be serious, who hasn't? I mean, even hobo's have.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 42?
*43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. Gotta love Bestiality.
*44) Kissed someone in a car?
My fantasies are my own business thank you very much
*45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
What am I? Some sort of evil genius with a criminal record?
*46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. DAMN MY FATHER AND HIS WAYS WITH THE CHESS BOARD!
*47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes, just not my own.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 48?
*49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
In other words; "Are you Christian?" No.
*50) What should you be doing ?
Shagging my ho's and bitches.
*51) What's irritating you right now?
125 stupid questions.
*52) Have you ever liked someone?
*blink* No; my mother's maiden name was also Scrooge.
*53) Does somebody love you?
I would do anything for love, but I won't answer that.
*54) What is your favorite color ?
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question in ENGLISH ENGLISH?
*55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Are you coming on to me?
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 56?
*57) Do you have trust issues?
Can't say I've heard of that brand of tissues.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 58?
*59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Why would I bring all of my shaving apparatus from upstairs to downstairs?
*60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Incest aint my cup of tea.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 61?
*62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Evidently. She keeps asking me why I'm avoiding her - despite the fact I haven't seen her in eons to avoid.
*63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Oh right; because EVERYONE keeps a tab on that don't they?
*64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
No. Juno is never getting re-watched.
*65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
No.
*66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiiife and I owe it all to yoooooooou. *funky music*
*67) What was your child hood nickname?
That twat.
*68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yes, and you can be assured that this is the only question I'll answer correctly. It was a dare.
*69) Do you think you're a good person?
That depends entirely on what you're referring to. ;) Also Ironic that this would come up on question 69. xP
*70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes totall- Oh, I thought you said raisin.
*71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night ?
Took my clothes off.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 72?
*73) What is bothering you?
125 stupid questions.
*74) Have you ever been out of leicester?
*blink* I don't think I've ever been INTO Leicester.
*75) Do you play the Wii?
You're sick in the head.
*76) Are you listening to music right now?
No, just the voices telling me to burn. Burn.
*77) Do you like Chinese food?
Can't say I've tried cannibalism.
*78) Do you know your fathers birthday?
May the fourth. And his name is Luke.
*79) Are you afraid of the dark?
You realise I'm like Dracula right? No wait, Dracula's more welcoming.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 80?
*81) Are you mean?
No, I am the interquartile range.
*82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
It's the black shoes I have trouble with. ;)
*83) Do you believe ex's can be friends?
That depends on who dumped who it would seem. xP
*84) Do you believe in true love?
I believe in a thing called love. *falseto*
*85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Minus the face.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 86?
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 87?
*88) Do you like the outside?
No man. I'm deep. Deep. My heart - So deep. Angel Of Death 097 FETCH THE RAZOR BLADE!
*89) Are you currently bored?
Completely monopolised. :P
*90) Do you wanna get married?
In other words; "Are you Christian?" ... Wait. DE JA VU!
*91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
The fact they're referring to me as an immature child with bladder problems makes the answer no.
*92) Are you hungry?
A pizza hut, A pizza hut, Kentuky fried chicken and a pizza hut!
*93) Do you have a bank account?
Yes- No, wait. They've just gone bust.
*94) What makes you happy?
Pulp Fiction.
*95) Would you change your name?
Yes - To Motherfucker.
*96) Ever been to Alaska?
I haven't. My mother may have. Hold on, Alaska. ;D
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 97?
*98) Do you watch the news?
I used to, but it's gone downhill. The plot lines are always the same now. Terrorism, Knife crime, Murder... It got shit.
*99) What' s your star sign?
Me. I need no false idols.
*100) Do you like Subway?
It stinks of piss and is always full of tramps, but I'd rather walk through that than get ran over.
*101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Exceptionally. ;) (Unfortunately Nin actually pulled this gag herself in her own. ='[)
*102) Your bestfriend of the opposite likes you, what do you do?
If that was the case, I'd make the hottest girl around automagically my best friend.
*103) Do you talk like your friends?
No, I talk Japanese. -_-
WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 104?
*105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
People like you.
*106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes. Her name is Sabina and she has all the holes real girls have - and one for the air.
*107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
I've never spoke to a guy in my life, but I might say Guy Falks. He was cool.
*108) Do you think your ex still likes you?
As it was beside the BNP... xP
*109) Would you kiss an ugly person for £1000?
Sure thing. *kisses self* Money now?
*110) Are you a Hannah Montana fan ?
Are you? If so, any credit I had for allowing me to write sarcastic answers has vanished.
*111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
The last time I was in a cave I suppose... When I was what, four? And that would've been my dad or someone if you /must/ know.
WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 112?
*113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Not since men started wearing earrings and women started getting tattoos.
*114) What is the last thing you thought about?
Why I'm actually bothering to answer these.
*115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
Invisible Ink.
*116) Is it awkward when no ones talking?
Is it awkward when no one's used an apostrophe in the word "one's"?
*117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
NIN I ONLY HAVE A BATH TOO! ZOMG! MIRROR!
*118) Who gave you the last high five?
Tim, though that's not strictly true due to (a) the fact he's tiny, so it's a middle five for me and (b) he only has four fingers on said hand.
*119) Do you want to please everyone?
Not everyone, but I enjoy making fools of retards like you for other people's amusement.
*120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
You can think of any lyrics and relate them to /someone/ so you're not getting deep and meaningful with that.
*121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Yes, they now reside under the grass in my back garden along with said broken promise.
*122) Are you alone?
In your heart - Have I a hope with your heart? [/scoutingforgirlstangent]
*123) Do you have any siblings?
Unfortunately.
*124) How's your day going so far?
Do you HAVE a psychology degree?
*125) How many months until your birthday?
Minus 14 years and 10 months motherfuckers.
* Alternate answer = Your mom.
COMING SOON - 125 questions of my own.
Saturday 6 June 2009
Yang; Shamelessly Stolen From Nin's Blog
But with more cynisism.
Can you fill this out without lying?
Not a hope in hell.
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
On to the sexual innuendos already are we?
Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Yes.
Now refer to my answer to question one.
Where was your default picture taken?
I'll have you know I am no motherfucking theif.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
My brother?
Can you play guitar hero?
Why would you want to know this and not "Can you play guitar?" I refuse to answer this on moral grounds.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
No.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Last night? Midnight. And I'm still awake now.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Fuck yeah.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Only metaphorical fireworks.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with this term "friends".
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Refer to my answer to the previous question.
Calling or texting?
Neither. If someone wants me, they can get in touch with me.
How do u feel about dr pepper?
I didn't realise letters from the alphabet gave a shit about drinks.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Oh, so then you know my weaknesses. Fuck off motherfucker.
Where is your biological father right now?
Why do you give a shit?
Where are you right now
I'd say, but that's not a question.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
I don't sleep.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
A McDonalds. Okay, I bought it with my brothers money.
Who took your profile picture?
Your mother.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Your mother.
Was yesterday better than today?
Time is complex. I'll answer when you tell me which day yesterday was.
Are you mad about anything?
Yes. I'm fucking insane.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
That's dependant upon how aware you are that love is just a chemical reaction.
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
When your mother lost our baby.
Are you a bad influence?
I hope so.
Night out or night in?
Yes.
What items could you not go without during the day?
My central nervous system.
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
I wouldn't share a drink with my family, let alone a fucking stranger.
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Hospitals are for pussies.
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Nothing. People are too afraid of my scary ego to text me. Either that or I delete them.
How do you feel about your life right now?
Shit. If you'd asked me before I started this thing, it would be a helluvalot different.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes. If you'd asked me before I started this thing, it would be a helluvalot different.
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Sweet fuck all.
Can you easily tell if someones fake?
I think I'd be able to tell if someone was made artificially, yes.
Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
No. I take ACNE drugs regularly.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
I've been called alot of things. I don't think that's one of them.
What song is stuck in your head?
Last time I checked my brain was stuck in my head.
Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
The wind. I'd be fucking terrified if someone managed to knock on my window.
Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
Opinions change over time retard.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Link people to this blog so people can see what an idiot you actually are.
Can you whistle?
Yes. Now start running before I call the hounds.
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Wanna know the best way to fuck me?
Do you think too much or too little?
There's no suh thing as thinking too much.
Do you smile a lot?
I try not to.
Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
You don't know/nor ever will know any of the people I do. It doesn't fucking matter.
Whens the next time you will see the person you like?
When's the next time you'll use an apostrophe?
Can you handle the truth?
I think you should be asking yourself this question.
What was the last book you read?
I don't read. I skim.
Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a conversation with?
Yes. I hate everyone.
Question one's answer people.
Is there something you always wear?
Guilt of the murdered prostitutes in my cupboard.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
My memory is drained and I don't give a shit.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
No-one hopefully.
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Mediocre at best.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Are you attempting to recruit me to some theiving agency?
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes. My hair is dead.
Are you wearing a necklace?
I'm wearing a shoelace.
Are you an emotional person?
No.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Pulp Fiction.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Because I forgot I have foresight.
What do you want right now?
To stop answering these fucking questions.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
You have some fucked up fetishes.
Look behind you, what do you see?
Your mother.
Have you ever worked in a food place?
I've never worked m'dear.
What would you name your future daughter?
Daughter? Also, what if I'd answered no to the other question about kids. Yeah, you're fucked then aren't you?
Any summer plans for 2009?
Do you want to rob my house?
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Your mother.
Can you fill this out without lying?
Not a hope in hell.
What was the last thing you put in your mouth?
On to the sexual innuendos already are we?
Have you ever kissed anyone named Matthew?
Yes.
Now refer to my answer to question one.
Where was your default picture taken?
I'll have you know I am no motherfucking theif.
Last person you rode in a car with under the age of 20?
My brother?
Can you play guitar hero?
Why would you want to know this and not "Can you play guitar?" I refuse to answer this on moral grounds.
Name someone that made you laugh today?
No.
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Last night? Midnight. And I'm still awake now.
If you could move somewhere else, would you?
Fuck yeah.
Ever been kissed under fireworks?
Only metaphorical fireworks.
Which of your friends lives closest to you?
I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with this term "friends".
Do you believe ex's can be friends?
Refer to my answer to the previous question.
Calling or texting?
Neither. If someone wants me, they can get in touch with me.
How do u feel about dr pepper?
I didn't realise letters from the alphabet gave a shit about drinks.
When was the last time you cried really hard?
Oh, so then you know my weaknesses. Fuck off motherfucker.
Where is your biological father right now?
Why do you give a shit?
Where are you right now
I'd say, but that's not a question.
What bed did you sleep in last night?
I don't sleep.
What was the last thing someone bought for you?
A McDonalds. Okay, I bought it with my brothers money.
Who took your profile picture?
Your mother.
Who was the last person you took a picture of?
Your mother.
Was yesterday better than today?
Time is complex. I'll answer when you tell me which day yesterday was.
Are you mad about anything?
Yes. I'm fucking insane.
Do you think relationships are ever really worth it?
That's dependant upon how aware you are that love is just a chemical reaction.
When was the last time you were extremely disappointed?
When your mother lost our baby.
Are you a bad influence?
I hope so.
Night out or night in?
Yes.
What items could you not go without during the day?
My central nervous system.
Would you share a drink with a stranger?
I wouldn't share a drink with my family, let alone a fucking stranger.
Who was the last person you visited in the hospital?
Hospitals are for pussies.
What does the last text message in your inbox say?
Nothing. People are too afraid of my scary ego to text me. Either that or I delete them.
How do you feel about your life right now?
Shit. If you'd asked me before I started this thing, it would be a helluvalot different.
Do you hate anyone?
Yes. If you'd asked me before I started this thing, it would be a helluvalot different.
If we were to look in your inbox, what would we find?
Sweet fuck all.
Can you easily tell if someones fake?
I think I'd be able to tell if someone was made artificially, yes.
Say you were given a drug test right now, Would you pass?
No. I take ACNE drugs regularly.
Has anyone ever called you perfect before?
I've been called alot of things. I don't think that's one of them.
What song is stuck in your head?
Last time I checked my brain was stuck in my head.
Someone knocks on your window at 2am, who do you want it to be?
The wind. I'd be fucking terrified if someone managed to knock on my window.
Wanna have kids before you’re 30?
Opinions change over time retard.
Name something you have to do tomorrow?
Link people to this blog so people can see what an idiot you actually are.
Can you whistle?
Yes. Now start running before I call the hounds.
Do you sleep on your side, stomach, or back?
Wanna know the best way to fuck me?
Do you think too much or too little?
There's no suh thing as thinking too much.
Do you smile a lot?
I try not to.
Who was your last missed call on your Mobile phone?
You don't know/nor ever will know any of the people I do. It doesn't fucking matter.
Whens the next time you will see the person you like?
When's the next time you'll use an apostrophe?
Can you handle the truth?
I think you should be asking yourself this question.
What was the last book you read?
I don't read. I skim.
Do you hate the last guy/girl you had a conversation with?
Yes. I hate everyone.
Question one's answer people.
Is there something you always wear?
Guilt of the murdered prostitutes in my cupboard.
What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
My memory is drained and I don't give a shit.
Honestly, who was the last person to tell you that they love you?
No-one hopefully.
Did you have an exciting last weekend?
Mediocre at best.
Have you ever crawled through a window?
Are you attempting to recruit me to some theiving agency?
Have you ever dyed your hair?
Yes. My hair is dead.
Are you wearing a necklace?
I'm wearing a shoelace.
Are you an emotional person?
No.
What's something that can always make you feel better?
Pulp Fiction.
Will this weekend be a good one?
Because I forgot I have foresight.
What do you want right now?
To stop answering these fucking questions.
Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
You have some fucked up fetishes.
Look behind you, what do you see?
Your mother.
Have you ever worked in a food place?
I've never worked m'dear.
What would you name your future daughter?
Daughter? Also, what if I'd answered no to the other question about kids. Yeah, you're fucked then aren't you?
Any summer plans for 2009?
Do you want to rob my house?
Whats on your schedule for tomorrow?
Your mother.
Tuesday 2 June 2009
Yang; Just Whatever You Do Don't Talk About Your Fucking Boyfriend While We're Having Sex How About That?
MSI! <3
Um, so yeah. Life is currently very mediocre. To be honest I wish tehre was something exciting happening. Something I could be majorly happy about because each night seems to be following a similar trend. I'll get in happy and then I'll be brought right down by people's problems and things. However, this is the point I want to address, I AM GLAD that people come to me. I'm glad that I can been seen as helpful, and I'm glad that people want to talk to me. It makes me feel happy and wanted, and I hope that I can return the favour.
So, for all of those that are fucked up, remember, it WILL get better. That is a promise that I will single-handedly deliver if I have to. *salutes*
So yeah, I /think/ that is all I have to say. If I think of anything else to say I'll type it in or something. Meh.
Echo
[[INSTRUMENTAL]]
I think that maybe I should stop thinking about myself for once,
Lost in translation, her tears echo dissonance,
And I really wish I could do something,
It scars her daily – Well it's sunk in,
But it's sunk in too far.
Don't let that frown echo round the halls of your home,
You're no longer alone,
No longer alone,
Lack of hope and segregation instigates apartheid I know,
Let the tears show,
Let it go,
Let it go.
There's a place out there where no-one is waiting to tear us down,
Will you take my hand to search around?
Because there's knots in her heart,
And each day it tears her apart,
Let me help now.
Don't let that frown echo round the halls of your home,
You're no longer alone,
No longer alone,
Lack of hope and segregation instigates apartheid I know,
Let the tears show,
Let it go,
Let it go.
The future beckons,
The past is gone in seconds,
Let it stay that way,
Don't go back again,
Let's step out together,
Hold my hand,
And then strong we'll stand.
Don't let that frown echo round the halls of your home,
You're no longer alone,
No longer alone,
Lack of hope and segregation instigates apartheid I know,
Let the tears show,
Let it go,
Let it go.
Um, so yeah. Life is currently very mediocre. To be honest I wish tehre was something exciting happening. Something I could be majorly happy about because each night seems to be following a similar trend. I'll get in happy and then I'll be brought right down by people's problems and things. However, this is the point I want to address, I AM GLAD that people come to me. I'm glad that I can been seen as helpful, and I'm glad that people want to talk to me. It makes me feel happy and wanted, and I hope that I can return the favour.
So, for all of those that are fucked up, remember, it WILL get better. That is a promise that I will single-handedly deliver if I have to. *salutes*
So yeah, I /think/ that is all I have to say. If I think of anything else to say I'll type it in or something. Meh.
Echo
[[INSTRUMENTAL]]
I think that maybe I should stop thinking about myself for once,
Lost in translation, her tears echo dissonance,
And I really wish I could do something,
It scars her daily – Well it's sunk in,
But it's sunk in too far.
Don't let that frown echo round the halls of your home,
You're no longer alone,
No longer alone,
Lack of hope and segregation instigates apartheid I know,
Let the tears show,
Let it go,
Let it go.
There's a place out there where no-one is waiting to tear us down,
Will you take my hand to search around?
Because there's knots in her heart,
And each day it tears her apart,
Let me help now.
Don't let that frown echo round the halls of your home,
You're no longer alone,
No longer alone,
Lack of hope and segregation instigates apartheid I know,
Let the tears show,
Let it go,
Let it go.
The future beckons,
The past is gone in seconds,
Let it stay that way,
Don't go back again,
Let's step out together,
Hold my hand,
And then strong we'll stand.
Don't let that frown echo round the halls of your home,
You're no longer alone,
No longer alone,
Lack of hope and segregation instigates apartheid I know,
Let the tears show,
Let it go,
Let it go.
Sunday 31 May 2009
Friday 29 May 2009
Yang; HoldOnToYourHeart =]
Guess who's writing again! =]
Opinions on the opening please?
The Daisy And The Rose
One
I've sat here many years and watched the world go by. It's a terrifying place. I've seen the things society does to you, yet no-one is ever truly ready for when it hits them. Each blow harder than the next. This is a story of depletion. Angst and anger. A story of love. Romance and pain. A story of truth.
'What a shit opening.'
The scrunched up piece of paper landed in the bin, seemingly pirouetting off of the metal rim and the would-be-author raised his aggravated head. He reached for his glass half-filled with Scotch and grasped the handle before allowing the liquid to run down his throat. Whilst it replenished him, it also made him less capable to do the task at hand. It was always Sam Ji-Merribonn's wish to be a famous author. His writing skills were usually second to none, but he suffered from the problem of disliking all of his own work, thus, never finishing anything. In all his years and failed attempts, he somehow always thought that the next story would be the one that got him into major businesses. The one that made him rich. It never was.
One look around could tell you that he was unsuccessful. The central heating was bust and the window pane had a crack in it that was letting minute amounts of air in. You couldn't even really call the two rooms that made his humble abode a flat. Three if you included the toilet. If that wasn't enough to give the impression of his failing career you didn't need to look far in order to see the various types of bugs and woodworm encasing the stained floor. It was hardly likely to hold the key to an artists inspiration.
Slowly Sam stared at the tiny digital clock that sat upon the mantelpiece guarding the unused and bricked-up fireplace where a tacky radiator had been replaced with a plug-in socket. It was 2:53. The circular legs of the wooden chair were forced backwards and Sam's legs cracked as they moved out-of-position. He violently nudged the chair out of the way, with the obvious afore-thought of wanting to kick out and break it, but the tiredness and aggravation was overwhelming, so as soon as his face touched the cold damp mattress that he called a bed, his eyes shut and dawn passed his weary head by.
- TIS NOT MY USUAL TYPE OF THANG -
Just thought I'd point that out. :{P
Anyhew; normal part of mai bloggery bit now methinks, 'cept not much has happened since the last one otehr than Tom Beasley labelling me as penis'... which is sort of unnerving. His fantasies aren't half odd. ;) :{P
Okay, I was doing my best to wind him up, by saying I stole the one he luuuurves off of him, and as I was on the radio, the songs I played MAY just have been a bit influenced. :{P
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem (I Don't Wanna Be In Love)
Arctic Monkeys - Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts
The Smiths - This Charming Man
Billy Bragg - Valentines Day Is Over
Kill Hannah - Boys & Girls
Billy Talent - Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (Cover)
Lostprophets - Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters and the Story of a Lonely Girl
Razorlight - Who Needs Love?
Oops. :{P
So yeah, not much to report in La-la land. However, this'll probably turn out to be quite a large blog post due to story opening. ^_^ Now to finish with some more writing. I wrote this last night whilst I was in an odd mood. x{P
Scream
I'm beginning to deplete,
Under the lights that show the street,
Why must this path be molten,
Been walked before and the cracks show it's broken.
I'm not the fucking dirty twat I seem,
I'm alive inside and I wanna scream,
This train is stopping – I've ran out of steam,
Because there's a heart underneath this hide – Just wanna scream.
Feel my pulse go double speed,
I'm not one for the bible or the creed,
But is to much for people to see,
How much of a man this interior can be?
I'm not saying fuck the world or recognise me,
I merely want to people to open their eyes and see.
I'm not the fucking dirty twat I seem,
I'm alive inside and I wanna scream,
This train is stopping – I've ran out of steam,
Because there's a heart underneath this hide – Just wanna scream.
You can't read me like a book,
Or lift my mood like a fork-lift truck,
Sure I have my fantasies,
But it's a covered-up disease,
My mind is a shrine,
But it is about time,
It was explored,
By the ones adored.
I'm not saying fuck the world or recognise me,
I merely want to people to open their eyes and see.
I'm not the fucking dirty twat I seem,
I'm alive inside and I wanna scream,
This train is stopping – I've ran out of steam,
Because there's a heart underneath this hide – Just wanna scream.
[[INSTRUMENTAL]]
I'm not saying fuck the world or recognise me,
I merely want to people to open their eyes and see.
Peace out. x{P
Opinions on the opening please?
The Daisy And The Rose
One
I've sat here many years and watched the world go by. It's a terrifying place. I've seen the things society does to you, yet no-one is ever truly ready for when it hits them. Each blow harder than the next. This is a story of depletion. Angst and anger. A story of love. Romance and pain. A story of truth.
'What a shit opening.'
The scrunched up piece of paper landed in the bin, seemingly pirouetting off of the metal rim and the would-be-author raised his aggravated head. He reached for his glass half-filled with Scotch and grasped the handle before allowing the liquid to run down his throat. Whilst it replenished him, it also made him less capable to do the task at hand. It was always Sam Ji-Merribonn's wish to be a famous author. His writing skills were usually second to none, but he suffered from the problem of disliking all of his own work, thus, never finishing anything. In all his years and failed attempts, he somehow always thought that the next story would be the one that got him into major businesses. The one that made him rich. It never was.
One look around could tell you that he was unsuccessful. The central heating was bust and the window pane had a crack in it that was letting minute amounts of air in. You couldn't even really call the two rooms that made his humble abode a flat. Three if you included the toilet. If that wasn't enough to give the impression of his failing career you didn't need to look far in order to see the various types of bugs and woodworm encasing the stained floor. It was hardly likely to hold the key to an artists inspiration.
Slowly Sam stared at the tiny digital clock that sat upon the mantelpiece guarding the unused and bricked-up fireplace where a tacky radiator had been replaced with a plug-in socket. It was 2:53. The circular legs of the wooden chair were forced backwards and Sam's legs cracked as they moved out-of-position. He violently nudged the chair out of the way, with the obvious afore-thought of wanting to kick out and break it, but the tiredness and aggravation was overwhelming, so as soon as his face touched the cold damp mattress that he called a bed, his eyes shut and dawn passed his weary head by.
- TIS NOT MY USUAL TYPE OF THANG -
Just thought I'd point that out. :{P
Anyhew; normal part of mai bloggery bit now methinks, 'cept not much has happened since the last one otehr than Tom Beasley labelling me as penis'... which is sort of unnerving. His fantasies aren't half odd. ;) :{P
Okay, I was doing my best to wind him up, by saying I stole the one he luuuurves off of him, and as I was on the radio, the songs I played MAY just have been a bit influenced. :{P
Green Day - Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Good Charlotte - Dance Floor Anthem (I Don't Wanna Be In Love)
Arctic Monkeys - Bigger Boys And Stolen Sweethearts
The Smiths - This Charming Man
Billy Bragg - Valentines Day Is Over
Kill Hannah - Boys & Girls
Billy Talent - Ever Fallen In Love With Someone (Cover)
Lostprophets - Broken Hearts, Torn Up Letters and the Story of a Lonely Girl
Razorlight - Who Needs Love?
Oops. :{P
So yeah, not much to report in La-la land. However, this'll probably turn out to be quite a large blog post due to story opening. ^_^ Now to finish with some more writing. I wrote this last night whilst I was in an odd mood. x{P
Scream
I'm beginning to deplete,
Under the lights that show the street,
Why must this path be molten,
Been walked before and the cracks show it's broken.
I'm not the fucking dirty twat I seem,
I'm alive inside and I wanna scream,
This train is stopping – I've ran out of steam,
Because there's a heart underneath this hide – Just wanna scream.
Feel my pulse go double speed,
I'm not one for the bible or the creed,
But is to much for people to see,
How much of a man this interior can be?
I'm not saying fuck the world or recognise me,
I merely want to people to open their eyes and see.
I'm not the fucking dirty twat I seem,
I'm alive inside and I wanna scream,
This train is stopping – I've ran out of steam,
Because there's a heart underneath this hide – Just wanna scream.
You can't read me like a book,
Or lift my mood like a fork-lift truck,
Sure I have my fantasies,
But it's a covered-up disease,
My mind is a shrine,
But it is about time,
It was explored,
By the ones adored.
I'm not saying fuck the world or recognise me,
I merely want to people to open their eyes and see.
I'm not the fucking dirty twat I seem,
I'm alive inside and I wanna scream,
This train is stopping – I've ran out of steam,
Because there's a heart underneath this hide – Just wanna scream.
[[INSTRUMENTAL]]
I'm not saying fuck the world or recognise me,
I merely want to people to open their eyes and see.
Peace out. x{P
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