Yang; Shamelessly Stolen From Nin's Blog II

First of all, I'll do a mini-blog.

7 DAYZZZZZZ!!!!!

Also, Midlands Masters was fun. The scum won overall, but we beat them ,so it's all good. And that will make sense to um... none of you? :P

But yah, 7 DAYZZZZZ!!!!

(Is happeh)

*1) Are you really ready for 125 questions?
Not at all.

*2) Was your last relationship a mistake?
That depends entirely on what you mean by relationship.

*3) Do you believe in God?
I believe in miracles. You sexy thing.

*4) Who last said "I love you" to you?
Um... nope.

*5) Do you think they regret it?
As no-one said it I can actually say no! :O

*6) Have you ever been depressed?
Not until I started answering these.

*7) Have a best friend?
Yes please.

*8) Are you a boy or a girl?
Yes.

*9) What is your relationship status?
Hold on, Let me check Facebook...

*10) How do you want to die?
Before I wake. Then at least in heaven I can skate.

*11) What did you last eat?
Machines don't eat.

*12) Play any sports?
Is doing fuck all a sport?

*13) Do you bite your nails ?
Yah. Tastes metally.

*14) When was your last physical fight?
As opposed to my last telekinetic fight? *Uses the force*

*15) Do you have an attitude?
I'd hope so.

*16) Do you like someone?
I LIKE NOTHING!

*17) What is your real name?
King Benjamin James Mark Theodore Rabbitdrive the Third.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 18?

*19) Are you gonna get high later?
Yeah, slides are fun.

*20) Do you hate anyone at the moment?
Hate is a strong word but I really really really don't like you.

*21) Do you miss someone?
I prefer Mr. Men.

*22) Twirl or cut your spaghetti?
I eat it.

*23) Do you tan a lot?
Yes, I am a medieval soldier. TO FORT TANALOT!

*24) Have any pets?
I prefer to call them friends...

*25) How exactly are you feeling?
Given that you're making me write out sarcastic answers to 125 questions; do you /really/ want me to answer that?

*26) Ever eaten food in a car while someone or yourself is driving?
Oh c'mon, I realise it must be hard to think of this many questions, but you haven't even asked if I'm a virgin yet.

*27) Ever made out in the bathroom?
That's an oxymoron! =O

*28) Would you take any of your ex's back?
Only the one I put next to the BNP on the ballot paper as a joke.

*29) Are you scared of spiders?
I am fearless.

*30) Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?
No, I would pass the opportunity by. Did you really expect any sort of no answer to that?

*31) Do you regret anything from your past?
No.

*32) What are your plans for this weekend?
Also, here's my address and house keys.

*33) Do you want to have kids?
Only if they're like me. And by that I mean not stupid.

*34) Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a C, E or D?


*35) Do you type fast?
I'm bored now, so I'm not even attempting to answer the questions - Also, to prove a point I didn't answer the last question making my answer to Question one correct.

*36) Do you have piercings?
No.

*37) Want any more?
Well that defeats the answer of the last question doesn't it?

*38)Can you spell well?
Well. It would appear I can.

*39) Do you miss anyone from your past?
No.

*40) What are you craving right now?
Fucking off to do something other than answer 125 stupid questions.

*41) Ever been to a bonfire party ?
Be serious, who hasn't? I mean, even hobo's have.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 42?

*43) Have you ever been on a horse?
Yes. Gotta love Bestiality.

*44) Kissed someone in a car?
My fantasies are my own business thank you very much

*45) Have you ever broken someone's heart?
What am I? Some sort of evil genius with a criminal record?

*46) Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes. DAMN MY FATHER AND HIS WAYS WITH THE CHESS BOARD!

*47) Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
Yes, just not my own.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 48?

*49) Would you live with someone without marrying them?
In other words; "Are you Christian?" No.

*50) What should you be doing ?
Shagging my ho's and bitches.

*51) What's irritating you right now?
125 stupid questions.

*52) Have you ever liked someone?
*blink* No; my mother's maiden name was also Scrooge.

*53) Does somebody love you?
I would do anything for love, but I won't answer that.

*54) What is your favorite color ?
I'm sorry, could you repeat the question in ENGLISH ENGLISH?

*55) Have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Are you coming on to me?

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 56?

*57) Do you have trust issues?
Can't say I've heard of that brand of tissues.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 58?

*59) Have you ever shaved in the kitchen sink?
Why would I bring all of my shaving apparatus from upstairs to downstairs?

*60) Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Incest aint my cup of tea.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 61?

*62) Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you?
Evidently. She keeps asking me why I'm avoiding her - despite the fact I haven't seen her in eons to avoid.

*63) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
Oh right; because EVERYONE keeps a tab on that don't they?

*64) Do you give out second chances too easily?
No. Juno is never getting re-watched.

*65) Is it easier to forgive or forget?
No.

*66) Is this year the best year of your life?
I've had the time of my liiiiiiiiiiife and I owe it all to yoooooooou. *funky music*

*67) What was your child hood nickname?
That twat.

*68) Have you ever walked outside completely naked?
Yes, and you can be assured that this is the only question I'll answer correctly. It was a dare.

*69) Do you think you're a good person?
That depends entirely on what you're referring to. ;) Also Ironic that this would come up on question 69. xP

*70) Do you believe everything happens for a reason?
Yes totall- Oh, I thought you said raisin.

*71) What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night ?
Took my clothes off.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 72?

*73) What is bothering you?
125 stupid questions.

*74) Have you ever been out of leicester?
*blink* I don't think I've ever been INTO Leicester.

*75) Do you play the Wii?
You're sick in the head.

*76) Are you listening to music right now?
No, just the voices telling me to burn. Burn.

*77) Do you like Chinese food?
Can't say I've tried cannibalism.

*78) Do you know your fathers birthday?
May the fourth. And his name is Luke.

*79) Are you afraid of the dark?
You realise I'm like Dracula right? No wait, Dracula's more welcoming.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 80?

*81) Are you mean?
No, I am the interquartile range.

*82) Can you keep white shoes clean?
It's the black shoes I have trouble with. ;)

*83) Do you believe ex's can be friends?
That depends on who dumped who it would seem. xP

*84) Do you believe in true love?
I believe in a thing called love. *falseto*

*85) Are you proud of the person you've become?
Minus the face.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 86?

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 87?

*88) Do you like the outside?
No man. I'm deep. Deep. My heart - So deep. Angel Of Death 097 FETCH THE RAZOR BLADE!

*89) Are you currently bored?
Completely monopolised. :P

*90) Do you wanna get married?
In other words; "Are you Christian?" ... Wait. DE JA VU!

*91) Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?
The fact they're referring to me as an immature child with bladder problems makes the answer no.

*92) Are you hungry?
A pizza hut, A pizza hut, Kentuky fried chicken and a pizza hut!

*93) Do you have a bank account?
Yes- No, wait. They've just gone bust.

*94) What makes you happy?
Pulp Fiction.

*95) Would you change your name?
Yes - To Motherfucker.

*96) Ever been to Alaska?
I haven't. My mother may have. Hold on, Alaska. ;D

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 97?

*98) Do you watch the news?
I used to, but it's gone downhill. The plot lines are always the same now. Terrorism, Knife crime, Murder... It got shit.

*99) What' s your star sign?
Me. I need no false idols.

*100) Do you like Subway?
It stinks of piss and is always full of tramps, but I'd rather walk through that than get ran over.

*101) Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?
Exceptionally. ;) (Unfortunately Nin actually pulled this gag herself in her own. ='[)

*102) Your bestfriend of the opposite likes you, what do you do?
If that was the case, I'd make the hottest girl around automagically my best friend.

*103) Do you talk like your friends?
No, I talk Japanese. -_-

WHERE THE FUCK IS NUMBER 104?

*105) Have you ever seen someone you knew & purposely avoided them?
People like you.

*106) Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?
Yes. Her name is Sabina and she has all the holes real girls have - and one for the air.

*107) Who is the last guy you talked to?
I've never spoke to a guy in my life, but I might say Guy Falks. He was cool.

*108) Do you think your ex still likes you?
As it was beside the BNP... xP

*109) Would you kiss an ugly person for £1000?
Sure thing. *kisses self* Money now?

*110) Are you a Hannah Montana fan ?
Are you? If so, any credit I had for allowing me to write sarcastic answers has vanished.

*111) Who's the last person you had a deep conversation with?
The last time I was in a cave I suppose... When I was what, four? And that would've been my dad or someone if you /must/ know.

WHERE THE FUCK IS QUESTION 112?

*113) Do you enjoy piercings & tattoos?
Not since men started wearing earrings and women started getting tattoos.

*114) What is the last thing you thought about?
Why I'm actually bothering to answer these.

*115) You're a Sharpie marker, what color are you?
Invisible Ink.

*116) Is it awkward when no ones talking?
Is it awkward when no one's used an apostrophe in the word "one's"?

*117) Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
NIN I ONLY HAVE A BATH TOO! ZOMG! MIRROR!

*118) Who gave you the last high five?
Tim, though that's not strictly true due to (a) the fact he's tiny, so it's a middle five for me and (b) he only has four fingers on said hand.

*119) Do you want to please everyone?
Not everyone, but I enjoy making fools of retards like you for other people's amusement.

*120) Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
You can think of any lyrics and relate them to /someone/ so you're not getting deep and meaningful with that.

*121) Has someone ever made you a promise & broken it?
Yes, they now reside under the grass in my back garden along with said broken promise.

*122) Are you alone?
In your heart - Have I a hope with your heart? [/scoutingforgirlstangent]

*123) Do you have any siblings?
Unfortunately.

*124) How's your day going so far?
Do you HAVE a psychology degree?

*125) How many months until your birthday?
Minus 14 years and 10 months motherfuckers.

* Alternate answer = Your mom.

COMING SOON - 125 questions of my own.